Buxted 07/06/09 30 UKAHFT

[Feral]

Added a banter thread for the shoot Andy put up for Sunday 7th

Any non Buxted people coming down then for a Pre-SiHFT taster, it's nicely cleared and the other part of the woods is open I believe... there are even new steps!

I'll be having flashbacks of my time on the Island for years!

[Alegazmoz]

Added a banter thread for the shoot Andy put up for Sunday 7th

Any non Buxted people coming down then for a Pre-SiHFT taster ........ If you believe that loada tosh, you're gonna wet yer pants when you see what yer really gonna get ......... arf!

I'll be having flashbacks of my time on the Island for years!

A nick-name can be a long time comin' ........... but it looks as though you've just christened y'self .............. Friday!

arf!
:D

[Pontiac]

I'll be having flashbacks of my time on the Island for years!

You won't be the only one with Flashbacks,
just last night I had one of when I was in Narm,

[simmmo]

You won't be the only one with Flashbacks,
just last night I had one of when I was in Narnia,

Which one are you Spence? (http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/101/5861_2_narn.jpg)

[Pontiac]

Which one are you Spence? (http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/101/5861_2_narn.jpg)

I went in after these chaps (http://www.aavw.org/images/assorted_cartoon03.gif)

Wasn't an actual pic of me for top secret reasons

[Mog]

Which one are you Spence? (http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/101/5861_2_narn.jpg)

Priceless :D:D:D

I think he's the tart with the bow & arrows ;)

[Pontiac]

Priceless :D:D:D

I think he's the tart with the bow & arrows ;)

In your dreams old man!

[Mog]

In your dreams old man!

At least my dreams have some slight connection to reality. :p:D

[Pontiac]

At least my dreams have some slight connection to reality. :p:D

Oh, Your dreams???

Thought you ment Michael Jacksons!
Y'know, Old man.... Young guy ;)

[Feral]

Oh, Your dreams???

Thought you ment Michael Jacksons!
Y'know, Old man.... Young guy ;)


Actually I think nowadays Charles dreams he is in a sweet Eutopia where guns aren't electronic and chronographs don't interfere with you dialing your rifle up to 28ftlbs for those long shots.... where electronic insect repellants work on people as well as insects and then....


He wakes up to find out it wasn't a dream after all :D:);)

[blackscale]

Actually I think nowadays Charles dreams he is in a sweet Eutopia where guns aren't electronic and chronographs don't interfere with you dialing your rifle up to 28ftlbs for those long shots.... where electronic insect repellants work on people as well as insects and then....


He wakes up to find out it wasn't a dream after all :D:);)

Maybe Charlie's 'Electronic insect repellant' is affecting his Grand Prix??
Still it won't take long to fix it........Well not that long, he handed it over at Kelmarsh....hasn't actually heard anything yet!...early days!:rolleyes:
My guess is he won't be using it again....:D:D

I fancy a bash at the Hobbits actually!!:D

XX

[Mog]

Hold The Front Page!

The Grand Prix found it's way back to Sussex today. Not being one to ignore an old friend, it win be in action at the next SIHFT, subject to testing. ;)

[MojoCrow]

Hey, we could have a race to see who's rifle goes 'belly up' first. My S400 has been 'repaired' and I'll pick it up Thursday on my day off.:cool:

All Right place your bets, folks.:D

[Mog]

I, at least, am fairly confident, that mine won't dump it's air, at the drop of a hat.:p Whether it will consistently propel pellets in the desired direction, is anyones guess. :D

[MojoCrow]

Perhaps we should get the rifles to mate. The resultant offspring should have the 400's accuracy (14 AA Field 4.51's in a group smaller than 5p at 25 yards) and your Grand Prix's ability to hold it's breath.:D

Where will it get it's good looks from?:rolleyes:

[Mog]

25 yards? Ha! The Grand Prix is so accurate, that at that distance a 20 shot string actually closes the hole so tight, that it eventually disappears. :eek::rolleyes::D

[MojoCrow]

Hmm, I call shenanigans on that claim. Disappearing hole indeed:rolleyes::D.

[jon f]

Perhaps we should get the rifles to mate. The resultant offspring should have the 400's accuracy (14 AA Field 4.51's in a group smaller than 5p at 25 yards) and your Grand Prix's ability to hold it's breath.:D

Where will it get it's good looks from?:rolleyes:

if you use another rifle as the surregate you could get the looks from there
as yours are both boys;)

[MojoCrow]

if you use another rifle as the surregate you could get the looks from there
as yours are both boys;)

I can't think of a single female rifle (of breeding quality), any suggestions?

Thinking about it (and I've only just had to take painkillers, so they haven't kicked in yet but it does make this thought extra strange), but we could start a breeding programme for rifles of excellent stock (pardon the pun).

We should get rifles of known pedigree (quality manufacturer, notable accuracy, reliability/ability to hold it's breath:rolleyes:) listed for breeding. If possible we might be able to eliminate the poor quality breeds of rifles (anyone breeding B2's should be shot). A Brummie made Webley would be suitable for breeding with an Air Arms to improve bluing.

No wait, I just thought. We are going about this all wrong. We should try gene splicing or genetically modifying the rifles. Breeding different makes of rifles just results in mixed breeds (possibly with horrifying consequences:eek:).

Thus endeth the strangest post I will ever make. More strange than anything Spence has posted, I'll wager.:D

[Alegazmoz]

Can you PM me the name and address of your GP chap .............

............. I need to have a long chat with him/her.

There's a good lad.

arf!
:D

[blackscale]

Can you PM me the name and address of your GP chap .............

............. I need to have a long chat with him/her.

There's a good lad.

arf!
:D

Remind me to avoid your Wood after sundown.....:rolleyes::D:D

Someone call a vet!

XX

[MojoCrow]

<Expletive deleted> Alarm clock!:mad::mad: <Expletive deleted> thing manages to wake me up for work no problem but manages not to go off this morning.:mad:

Never a claw hammer handy when you want one.

[blackscale]

:rolleyes::D:D
Chris has a big one......:eek::eek::D

[Pontiac]

:rolleyes::D:D
Chris has a big one......:eek::eek::D

Enough of your fantasy's Mike!

[jon f]

I can't think of a single female rifle (of breeding quality), any suggestions?

Thinking about it (and I've only just had to take painkillers, so they haven't kicked in yet but it does make this thought extra strange), but we could start a breeding programme for rifles of excellent stock (pardon the pun).

We should get rifles of known pedigree (quality manufacturer, notable accuracy, reliability/ability to hold it's breath:rolleyes:) listed for breeding. If possible we might be able to eliminate the poor quality breeds of rifles (anyone breeding B2's should be shot). A Brummie made Webley would be suitable for breeding with an Air Arms to improve bluing.

No wait, I just thought. We are going about this all wrong. We should try gene splicing or genetically modifying the rifles. Breeding different makes of rifles just results in mixed breeds (possibly with horrifying consequences:eek:).

Thus endeth the strangest post I will ever make. More strange than anything Spence has posted, I'll wager.:D

i feel this might call for a new kind of manti tamper:D:D
i understood you:eek:

[airgun god]

:rolleyes::D:D
Chris has a big one......:eek::eek::D

a selection of them i'll have you know :):):)