Bump rules

[Enthusiast]

I notice that 5 of the 6 events listed in the events section have had a firm but fair nudge from Gareth.

In my case the contravention was because I hadn't fully read the second post on the rules, explaining that the introduction of this section removed the allowance for gentle banter in the run up to an event.

I will henceforth do my best to obey the rules and consider myself firmly on the naughty step.:o I urge my fellow contraveners to do the same.

To the 27 complainants, my apologies.

Richard

[Mog]

Only 27 complaints about you? you're not trying hard enough Richard, we'll all meet here (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8530/nohandsnawty3cr.jpg)soon :eek::rolleyes::D

[Kingplinker]

Took me ages to send those 27 pm's , my fingers are chuffin' sore now :o

Dave

[Gareth W-B]

Took me ages to send those 27 pm's , my fingers are chuffin' sore now :o

Dave
Dave, thasssss funny :D :D :D. Hi Rich, cheers for starting this thread, greatly appreciated (and no need for you to crowd the naughty step with mog :p). Dave's 27 complaints were actually mostly regarding a different events thread, but hey-ho, I am sure all will be well once we all get into the swing of things ;). Atvb: G.

[Mog]

Dave, thasssss funny :D :D :D. Hi Rich, cheers for starting this thread, greatly appreciated (and no need for you to crowd the naughty step with mog :p). Dave's 27 complaints were actually mostly regarding a different events thread, but hey-ho, am sure all will be well once we all get into the swing of things ;). Atvb: G.

...swing of things?:eek: like when it's our turn on the scaffold? ;):D

[Steve L]

Did someone mention 'swinging' ..... i'm sure Chetters will be along soon (if he can find this section :D )

[Kingplinker]

I think Richard should be banned as he is clearly in breech of BUMP rules and he is getting more miserable by the day . For instance at the interclub he was very rude to Bob Applecard and me ( he's a nasty piece of work too ) infact Bob said the spitting venom Beardy one reminded him of that chap Suttcliffe :eek:

Evil pure evil :D:D:D

Dave

[Kingplinker]

Did someone mention 'swinging' ..... i'm sure Chetters will be along soon (if he can find this section :D )

Thats dogging Steve ! Do they have swinging dog's btw ???

Dave

[Mog]

(if he can find this section :D )

Ah, The Sub-Section That Time Forgot, in the land before rules, bit like an outlaws hideaway, perhaps we should post lookouts, in case the possee comes a calling ;):D

[Enthusiast]

I think Richard should be banned as he is clearly in breech of BUMP rules and he is getting more miserable by the day . For instance at the interclub he was very rude to Bob Applecard and me ( he's a nasty piece of work too ) infact Bob said the spitting venom Beardy one reminded him of that chap Suttcliffe :eek:

Evil pure evil :D:D:D

Dave

That's me:eek:

Sings:

Whatever I did, whatever I said, I didn't mean it...:o

(We can leave the "want you back" bit out though:p)

[Mog]

Perhaps Gareth could post a link to the 'Infractions Points League Table' so we can see how we're all doing :rolleyes::D:eek:

[Kingplinker]

That's me:eek:

Sings:

Whatever I did, whatever I said, I didn't mean it...:o

(We can leave the "want you back" bit out though:p)

Sings :

Saturday night's alright for fighting :D:D:D

No worries Richard it seems you were one of the few who were a tad stressed so I will let you off with 1 infraction :D

May see you sunday ..... and Monday :eek: God I will be in so much sheeet !

Dave

[Mog]

God I will be in so much sheeet !

Dave

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates ;):D

[Kingplinker]

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates ;):D

Biodegradable paper bag perhaps ?

[Enthusiast]

Hope you clear it up, that's one of Richards pet hates ;):D

There really is no hiding place is there?:rolleyes::D

[Mog]

Biodegradable paper bag perhaps ?

......and another one for your infractions :p:D

[Kingplinker]

......and another one for your infractions :p:D

You are on form today Charles , hasn't that viagra worn off yet :eek:

[Steve L]

Ah, The Sub-Section That Time Forgot, in the land before rules, bit like an outlaws hideaway, perhaps we should post lookouts, in case the possee comes a calling ;):D


;) Sounds a good idea :D

[Mog]

You are on form today Charles , hasn't that viagra worn off yet :eek:

Holding the said tablet in my hand, helps me to type longer and faster :cool:

[Kingplinker]

Holding the said tablet in my hand, helps me to type longer and faster :cool:

I tried that mate but it just made my arthritis worse , really stiff fingers :p

[Enthusiast]

Sings :

Saturday night's alright for fighting :D:D:D

No worries Richard it seems you were one of the few who were a tad stressed so I will let you off with 1 infraction :D

May see you sunday ..... and Monday :eek: God I will be in so much sheeet !

Dave

Tell me what I did wrong at Ford on Sunday and I'll give you one of the many Easter eggs everyone will be bringing me (:rolleyes:)by way of an apology...:o

[Mog]

Tell me what I did wrong at Ford on Sunday and I'll give you one of the many Easter eggs everyone will be bringing me (:rolleyes:)by way of an apology...:o

I know, I know!!!! You thought you were at Ford instead of The Oaks ;)

[Enthusiast]

I know, I know!!!! You thought you were at Ford instead of The Oaks ;)

That's it!

And to think I added the "at Ford" to make it clearer...:rolleyes:

[Mog]

That's it!

And to think I added the "at Ford" to make it clearer...:rolleyes:

Choccy for me then :)

[Enthusiast]

Choccy for me then :)

Why does the phrase "parallel universe" spring to mind?

[Mog]

Why does the phrase "parallel universe" spring to mind?

Do they have choccy there as well? ;)

[Enthusiast]

Do they have choccy there as well? ;)

yes - parallel universe "choccy" gets left in bags on trees by silly people

[Feral]

yes - parallel universe "choccy" gets left in bags on trees by silly people

and it tastes like raspberry jam and spreads on toast!

[Mog]

yes - parallel universe "choccy" gets left in bags on trees by silly people

... an aquired taste, so I'm told :cool:

[blackscale]

mmm!..can't think why we were given our own room to play in??:rolleyes::D:D

I would buy you one but unfortunately i shall be making a fool of myself in norhants!...:D
nothing new there then!;):D:D

XX

[Enthusiast]

mmm!..can't think why we were given our own room to play in??:rolleyes::D:D

I would buy you one but unfortunately i shall be making a fool of myself in norhants!...:D
nothing new there then!;):D:D

XX

It has been one of those days young Blackers - Charles is on fiendish form- spreading his goodwill like wildfire around the forum. I am a mere sapling in the shadow of a mighty oak(nearly a pun there)

[Mog]

Stop Press!

Just been weighing some pellets in preparation for Kelmarsh, and am proud to report I've landed my heaviest ever JSB Exact, a whopping 8.82gn :eek: it put up quite a fight but I eventually got it into the reject tin. Carry on with whatever you were talking about.

[Mog]

It has been one of those days young Blackers - Charles is on fiendish form- spreading his goodwill like wildfire around the forum. I am a mere sapling in the shadow of a mighty oak(nearly a pun there)

I won't have that! You Sir, stand as a colossus, astride us, mere mortal banterists. (must remember not to look up) :eek:

[Enthusiast]

I won't have that! You Sir, stand as a colossus, astride us, mere mortal banterists. (must remember not to look up) :eek:

Oh I know that, I meant you're older than me:p

[blackscale]

Oh I know that, I meant you're older than me:p

:rolleyes::D:D...meeeooww!

[Mog]

Oh I know that, I meant you're older than me:p

In our case looks are deceptive :p;)

[Alegazmoz]

I was easily fooled ............

arf!
:D