Ear Ache

[Oggy]

right, i told the missus that i'm going out shooting over the weekend, which brought the obligatory "and what am i meant to do? i never see you anymore since you got that gun blah blah blah....."

you get the idea right?

does anyone else get this kind of crap from thier other half? or am i alone, stuck with a posessive nut-job for a bird?

[alowen]

No no Oggy you are certainly not alone, my other half resents me going out of an eve or at 4am to go shooting.

Al

[Kingplinker]

Get shot of her

[Knockedover]

does anyone else get this kind of crap from thier other half? or am i alone

Nope, your all alone
My missus positively pushes me out the door to go shooting and fishing
I thought perhaps she was seeing someone behind my back but i checked when she was asleep the other night and the cobwebs are still there

[Oggy]

No no Oggy you are certainly not alone, my other half resents me going out of an eve or at 4am to go shooting.

Al

how do you deal with it? i just generally use the argument "i didnt £400 on a gun so i can look at it!!"

[nelsdad]

I'm afraid its just you Oggy When the rest of us go out shooting our missuses kissuses and give us a packed lunch



Whatever you do, never, EVER, invite her to come with you!

[Richard_J]

Mine shoots with me!

[Lightyear]

Two golfers chatting and the first one says...

"Whenever I plan to go and play golf all I get from my Mrs is grief"

The second ones says

"You should try what I do, set the alarm for half an hour before it is time to leave and when it goes off say to her....so is it the golf course or is it intercourse ?"

She always says..."Take a jumper because it might be cold out there !!!"

"Never fails and I have a single figure handicap !!!"

[Big Mafoota]

" You can get up at 4 in the morning to go shooting or fishing but can't get up to help me get the kids ready for school!!!"

[Paddy_SP]

As I've said before on here - my line is: 'It's a cold, hard, cruel world out there, so shut the door on the way out...'

[windowrest]

take her with you! she can carry rabbits, gut rabbits, skin rabbits....

[Nige]

Nope, your all alone
My missus positively pushes me out the door to go shooting and fishing
I thought perhaps she was seeing someone behind my back but i checked when she was asleep the other night and the cobwebs are still there

You checked both doors, right?

[sapper71]

You are not alone mate.
But I just cop a deaf `un and go anyway.
I buy flowers or some goodies ,from the late night supermarket or garage on the way back.

John
ps It helps to have your gear by the door or better in the car for quick getaway

[Prone Shooter]

Originally posted by Mafoota the 2nd

" You can get up at 4 in the morning to go shooting or fishing but can't get up to help me get the kids ready for school!!!"

Heck, how come you know my missus

Bob

[jamie1]

Tee hee.

Substitute the word 'gun' or 'shooting' for 'anything I am not in control of or involved in (i.e. shopping)'

And that, my friend, by and large, is wimmin.