Dear DJP

I recently spoke to Mr Budd. He informed me that he never drives North of Watford.

Something about getting his dinner money taken off him every time he does.

There is much discussion of relative calibres. It is bogus, do not be decieved. Manliness is about winning. .177 shoots flatter, you have more chance of winning. If you don't care about winning you probably wore your mums clothes a lot as a kid. So - the .22 shooters are compensating for inherrent homosexuality coupled with a small penis.

2 exceptions to this rule are :

.22 at FAC. Real mans stuff. Shoot this you will have to beat the females off with a ****ty stick. You will never sleep alone. (See advert for Ripley in the for sale section)

wife's underwear. This is very comfortable and to wear it is OK.