Smallest, lightest springer?

[DeeJayP999]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BuddyBoy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DJP:

Dear Uncle,

How can I thank you? Everything is so much clearer now. Please find enclosed wife's underwear - she won't miss it. <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->[/quote]

Dave, if I print this out and show her, who's gonna get into more trouble do you reckon, you or me ? <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_eek.gif" alt="Eek" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->[/quote]

See - not only a cheeky sod but a devious one too! <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

[gary_cooper]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by UnQualified User:
How do I get coffee stains out of the keyboard?

<img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

Paul.[/quote]

Unqualified user.

We both know it's not coffee. You are an unmitigated pervert with no more right to live on God's earth than a weasel. You need to get a cycle helmet and a dalek thingy so you can wear boxing gloves at your PC and type with your head. Failing that lay off the porno sites.

Your dear agony uncle
Gary

ps if that fails I use warm soapy water

[unqualifieduser]

<img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->!

[gary_cooper]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bozzerman:
Dear Agony Aunt,

Having read your posts I am now very confused...

I _do_ shoot .177. However, recently, I have found myself making several homosexual related posts on this BBS....._and_ I have been blessed with an embarrassingly small penis!

Is there any hope?

Bozzer[/quote]


Dear Bozzer

You can always come to me for simple homespun advice. The small penis is easy. I. I mean an acquaintance... uses rolled up tennis socks. Try to use clean ones.

As far as the gay bits. Lots of cold showers. Your wife, if she loves you, will buy you lots of subscriptions to the porno channels.
Failing that watch Buffy, she's a babe and the violence always works...

[shadow11ray]

BSA Lightning 6.5 lbs. Great little springer. My young grandson has one.
Great price, definately a modern equivalent.

Ray <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

[bozzerman]

"The small penis is easy. I. I mean an acquaintance... uses rolled up tennis socks. "

Thanks for that.

When I was a teenager I never used to pull girls when a group of us used to go to the local swimming baths.

A good friend of mine at the time, noticing that I was hung like a vole, suggested that I place a large Knobbly potato down my trunks.

"The girls will be queueing up!" He used to say.

I tried this... but the girls (and everyone else) avoided me even more.

He never told me that I had to put it down the front of my trunks.

B <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_eek.gif" alt="Eek" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->ZZER

[Hsing-ee]

DJP YHM

[kid]

<img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

[rellik tibbar]

I have a lightning , does that make me a woman as im sure since i bought it my breasts are getting bigger <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" width="15" height="22"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" width="15" height="22"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" width="15" height="22"><!--graemlin:-->

[Sammie]

im sure since i bought it my breasts are getting bigger <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" width="15" height="22"><!--graemlin:--> <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_confused.gif" alt="Confused" width="15" height="22"><!--graemlin:--> :confused

... lucky you <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

What gun was it you bought again??? <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->

[gary_cooper]

Don't bother Sammie. JSR is not for sale <img src="http://jsramsbottom.co.uk/bbs/e/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Big Grin" width="15" height="15"><!--graemlin:-->