Quote Originally Posted by mrfixit View Post
Ooh ooh Hand up in back of class
We dont want to know about your past sexual perversions while you were at school!
(Ive just two words to say to you - 'special pocket' )

Quote Originally Posted by Raygun View Post
I've got two other knots in my hanky as well. Does anyone know what they're for

ATB
Ray.
Hankys are for wiping your nose.

I tell you. The trouble I have with these two club members.

Now, lets get back to the 'serious' business.

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Ian