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  1. 28-10-2008, 03:10 PM #376
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    No problem Paddy, she's more than welcome. She can use Cheryl's gun and we can go to Kibworth - I did get in the cafe by the way, and the food was superb. Just gimme a shout when you think she's grown enough to handle a 12 bore, and we'll set up a meet. You, Helen and Saffy can watch us all miss!
    Will do, once again thank you & for sharing with us your inner thoughts
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  2. 28-10-2008, 04:20 PM #377
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    This is, er... highly embarrassing, Tony.

    Last month, Cheryl went to an Ann Summers Party. She came home with a little... ahem... something, and modelled said garment for me.

    It was a (very) little camo minidress...

    Without thinking, I said "Oh, wow, Paddy'd LOVE to see you in that!"

    She of course went absolutely ape and demanded to know who this Paddy was, why he'd be interested in seeing her attired in such a shamelessly provocative manner, and WHY THE BLOODY HELL I didn't seem to mind.

    Like I said, it really didn't come out right.

    Women...

    Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
    LOL

    Hey but you gotta admit they make great @@@@@ warmers (Women that is!)

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  3. 28-10-2008, 04:21 PM #378
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pad. E View Post
    thank you & for sharing with us your inner thoughts
    Hmmm, you nearly shared with us your inner brains on Saturday!

    How is the old bonce, by the way?
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  4. 28-10-2008, 04:28 PM #379
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Hmmm, you nearly shared with us your inner brains on Saturday!

    How is the old bonce, by the way?
    Did he hurt his toe as well

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  5. 28-10-2008, 04:34 PM #380
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Hmmm, you nearly shared with us your inner brains on Saturday!

    How is the old bonce, by the way?
    It's not too bad I've got a slight lump on it

    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Sniper View Post
    Did he hurt his toe as well

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    Ha Ha

    I did not 'trip' on anything
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  6. 29-10-2008, 12:32 AM #381
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    Quote Originally Posted by Target Bunny View Post
    Hold on Jason
    Sinead needs her own tag. She was blasting away at the plinking range with (at the very least) my Hurricane (hated that one), Smith & Wesson (too heavy) and my Nemesis (Did great but needs to get the knack of cocking it) and I'm certain she had a go at a few others.
    So she may not have been in the contest but she certainly shot with us. Give the girl a tag.
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  7. 29-10-2008, 01:49 PM #382
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    Welcome, Sinead!

    Sure, and would that be an Irish name, lass?

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  8. 29-10-2008, 02:07 PM #383
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim McArthur View Post
    Welcome, Sinead!

    Sure, and would that be an Irish name, lass?

    Jim
    It sure is, just like my sons name Sloan.

    Thanks Jim.
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  9. 29-10-2008, 05:02 PM #384
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    This is, er... highly embarrassing, Tony.

    Last month, Cheryl went to an Ann Summers Party. She came home with a little... ahem... something, and modelled said garment for me.

    It was a (very) little camo minidress...

    Without thinking, I said "Oh, wow, Paddy'd LOVE to see you in that!"

    She of course went absolutely ape and demanded to know who this Paddy was, why he'd be interested in seeing her attired in such a shamelessly provocative manner, and WHY THE BLOODY HELL I didn't seem to mind.

    Like I said, it really didn't come out right.



    Women...

    Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
    Mike I found these for the wife, you could get some and Cheryl and she could wear them with her mini-dress for Paddy.

    http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...e/PA290023.jpg

    Sorry fell had to be done.

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  10. 29-10-2008, 05:10 PM #385
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookie View Post
    Mike I found these for the wife, you could get some and Cheryl and she could wear them with her mini-dress for Paddy.

    http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...e/PA290023.jpg

    Sorry fell had to be done.

    Jason

    All I can say is NICE
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  11. 29-10-2008, 05:43 PM #386
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookie View Post
    Mike I found these for the wife, you could get some and Cheryl and she could wear them with her mini-dress for Paddy.

    http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...e/PA290023.jpg

    Sorry fell had to be done.

    Jason
    Chortle. Cheryl would never wear those, though - the heels aren't high enough for her!

    Talking of all things cammo, she came home from shopping the other day with a new toy for Ellie the JRT. Ellie has lots of squeaky, chewy, tuggy toys, and they all have names. Ask her where one is by its name, and she'll go find it and fetch it. She has an orange dinosaur called Dino, a squeaky chicken called chik-chik, a red (newer) dinosaur called, er...Newno and a green wellie called Wellie-Bob.

    She now has a stuffed cammo tug-ball called...


    ...Yep...


    ...You guessed it...








    Paddy!
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  12. 29-10-2008, 05:45 PM #387
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pad. E View Post
    All I can say is NICE

    Glad you think so, Paddy. We'll all be hoping to see you modelling a pair at the next UBC meet!
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  13. 29-10-2008, 05:55 PM #388
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Chortle. Cheryl would never wear those, though - the heels aren't high enough for her!

    Talking of all things cammo, she came home from shopping the other day with a new toy for Ellie the JRT. Ellie has lots of squeaky, chewy, tuggy toys, and they all have names. Ask her where one is by its name, and she'll go find it and fetch it. She has an orange dinosaur called Dino, a squeaky chicken called chik-chik, a red (newer) dinosaur called, er...Newno and a green wellie called Wellie-Bob.

    She now has a stuffed cammo tug-ball called...

    ...Yep...

    ...You guessed it...

    Paddy!
    Ah bless

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Glad you think so, Paddy. We'll all be hoping to see you modelling a pair at the next UBC meet!
    I'll do my best to be attired accordingly
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  14. 29-10-2008, 07:00 PM #389
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pad. E View Post

    I'll do my best to be attired accordingly


    Hmmmm, anything you want to tell us?

    You might want to go the whole hog and accessorise
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  15. 29-10-2008, 07:09 PM #390
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeB View Post
    Hmmmm, anything you want to tell us?

    You might want to go the whole hog and accessorise
    Now my good fellow, you're just teasing me
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