Yes you too can have zero, yes zero fps variation shot to shot.

I have obtained (though very devious methods, such is my charm), Rustams Tuning secrets. So for the paltry sum of one pound (Sterling only please, none of the that Euro rubbish) you too can share in this, what can only be described as a Twenty first century scientific marvel.
Stamped address envelope and postal order for the sum of one pound, no checks please, there might be more like me out there.

What with winning a tenner bet on the back of Terry, and now, this, will this cash bonanza ever Finnish, I ask myself.


jim