Maybe if we polished the grass and made sure there were no creepy crawlies around. (Not including the other journalists).
Also if we had a team to help him up again, plus a SWAT team to remove any stains from the white trousers.

Trouble is tho Pete, it would be like Mohammed Ali fighting Larry Holmes. Way too old and he'd take a terrible beating. Maybe if he just shot the 1st few pegs with somebody taking the weight of the rifle ?