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  1. #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred_Bear View Post
    So that would make you the woods very own 'Fairy Dell'?

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    Yes indeed. A moniker that I am both dubious and proud of!

    Fairy Del.

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    yes but

    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu View Post
    Yes indeed. A moniker that I am both dubious and proud of!

    Fairy Del.
    Yes he is a fairy but a butch one.




    SAD FOR IT...






    Boss

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    THW 19th

    Ooops, I put it in the forum we should not be posting in, but won't this forum simply change into what we used the other one for?


    Cannot think of anything useful to say so this will have to do.

    ... A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
    Finally, the uncle had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
    This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.
    After a few hours, the nephew returned.
    "How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.
    "It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"

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    Regards - Fred. Retired, poor, bad tempered, bad back, a dodgy eye, apart from that I am the life and soul of a shoot!
    Webley Raider .177 - AA TX200HC .177 - BSA Airsporter MK1 .22

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    THW 19th

    Ok, no more after these, promise.


    Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
    A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

    Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
    A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

    Q: What do you call a blonde with ½ a brain?
    A: Gifted.

    Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
    A: Artificial intelligence.

    Q: What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
    A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.



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    Regards - Fred. Retired, poor, bad tempered, bad back, a dodgy eye, apart from that I am the life and soul of a shoot!
    Webley Raider .177 - AA TX200HC .177 - BSA Airsporter MK1 .22

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