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Thread: Sussex Interclub Round 2 - The Pre-Shoot Banter Thread

  1. 25-04-2009, 11:09 PM #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    in a field amongst the poop,
    you'll find the place where swallows shoot,
    where nettles grow without restraint,
    the swallows shoot without complaint.

    A dreadful place, should there be rain,
    And yet you all, came back again,
    One by one, we'll stop to shoot,
    Amid the nettles and piles of poop,

    So guard yourself against the rain,
    Against the nettles, they're such a pain,
    Enjoy the day and shoot 'til lunch,
    Courtesy of, the Swallows Bunch.

    its brilliant !


    mike can we put it up in the swallows hut .....?



    please lol
    Quote Originally Posted by biggles View Post
    NOT CERTAIN THAT GERRY WOULD APPROVE ..... BUT SORTED !!

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    ..... but it would be an improvement if Mr Chase had to recite it at the end of his safety speech.

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  2. 25-04-2009, 11:53 PM #152
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam.S View Post
    That poor bunny

    Still, at least I (and the kiddy winkles) know how to skin and gut a rabbit now thanks to Biggles doing the honours earlier today. cheers!
    Cheers to you too Sam.

    Very grateful for your enthusiastic help with setting the course today. Pretty darn good for a member who only joined the Swallows FTC 'gang' a fortnight ago. Hope it helped you understand this wiered and wonderful game we know as HFT.

    Good shooting tomorrow (I mean, today )

    S'pose I really ought to go to bed - so I'm bright eye'd and manic in time for the morning's major excitement (BOOKING IN!)

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  3. 26-04-2009, 05:32 AM #153
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    you can have a go in the wheelbarrow ....



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  4. 26-04-2009, 05:36 AM #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    you can have a go in the wheelbarrow ....




    Thanks Beth. Quite probably needed at the end of the day - to cart me away in !!

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  5. 26-04-2009, 05:40 AM #155
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    Repeated message for our morning-of-shoot, page 11 readers.

    Reckon this our best course ever, with a surprise or two to catch out pretty much everyone - specially if there's a breeze

    We've been a-strimming (until the engine broke), but I'd remind ALL of you who have shooting mats (or just a spare bit of carpet - Wilton only, please ) to bring them on over. And definitely NO HALTER TOPS (Dave ), MICRO SHORTS (Mike ) or open toed sandals (the rest of you ).

    And a final reminder - mentioned in the original comp thread in the banter-free zone - that we share the site with people fishing who are more highly valued by our landlord than us lot - and especially you lot !!

    While not expecting Sunday Church-goer standards of control and reverential silence, I am very aware that it's difficult to avoid hooting with raucus laughter if your partner gathers doughnuts, or if they 2-point the wrong target. However we'd really appreciate tomorrow if you would keep this form of celebration to a muffled snigger

    ..... please do keep noise to a minimum.

    Look forward to seeing ya'll in a couple of hours from now.

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  6. 26-04-2009, 06:00 AM #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by swallows las View Post
    you can have a go in the wheelbarrow ....



    I asked first!!
    Snot fair!!

    ....Just thought we can tip him in the lake!

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  7. 26-04-2009, 06:01 AM #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    I asked first!!
    Snot fair!!

    ....Just thought we can tip him in the lake!

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    A snot fair?

    Yuk
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  8. 26-04-2009, 06:03 AM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    A snot fair?

    Yuk
    Boogie on down!
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  9. 26-04-2009, 06:08 AM #159
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    personally i like the 5 rats they have put on rafts in the water!

    looks like an invasion of Vermin!

    Wobbling and a wibbling in the waves....great stuff!

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  10. 26-04-2009, 06:09 AM #160
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Boogie on down!

    To what? You can pick...
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  11. 26-04-2009, 06:12 AM #161
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    Not sure i'll shoot as well as the last time at Swallows.... there's no wind or rain (well not unless it's different down near Lewes)
    Mind you all i have to do is beat that spongey bloke (if just to shut him up for 5 mins)
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  12. 26-04-2009, 06:21 AM #162
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    Not sure i'll shoot as well as the last time at Swallows.... there's no wind or rain (well not unless it's different down near Lewes)
    Mind you all i have to do is beat that spongey bloke (if just to shut him up for 5 mins)
    I'm springing it so I don't care

    See y'all in a mo'
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  13. 26-04-2009, 03:16 PM #163
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    Well done Swallows a great shoot, the woods was nice (except the stingers ) & the weather was fantastic !!
    The level of the bar just keeps raising (for course setting & scores !!)
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  14. 26-04-2009, 03:29 PM #164
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    Swallows

    Thanks to all at swallows for a great course, big hearted welcome, and to him upstairs for fantastic weather, look forward to seeing you all at ford.
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  15. 26-04-2009, 03:30 PM #165
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    well i will second what steve as just said about it being a good day and the hosting club was very good and loved the 3 bacon rolls as the bacon was cooked just the way i like it
    do not steal the government hate's competition!!!
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