Sussex Interclub Round 2 - The Pre-Shoot Banter Thread

[Steve L]

Yes it's heavy rain, monsoon type weather Sunday, i really wouldn't bother turning out if i were you, ooohh real wet & windy, chance of snow as well..

[mattinlondon]

Shuddup! You're no fun at all, you've ruined the fun now

I was going to set up one of those Stealth Cam's to take his picture when he set it off wondering around crying out "Where is everyone?"

By the way 60/60, I've scored a PB of 57 (hell of a leap from 40 at your home ground) so I think that your chances of 'thrashing' Buxted have been reduced.

Unlike Buxted & Homebase, I doubt Swallows will have the 10% extra offer this weekend old chap.....

[Feral]

Unlike Buxted & Homebase, I doubt Swallows will have the 10% extra offer this weekend old chap.....

I notice Matt that your modesty stops you pointing out you have the course record at Buxted and are the only person ever to get 60 there... not just getting 60 but shattering it by a massive 4 points!

[Mog]

I notice Matt that your modesty stops you pointing out you have the course record at Buxted and are the only person ever to get 60 there... not just getting 60 but shattering it by a massive 4 points!

Matt? modest? are we talking about the same Matt?

[Feral]

Matt? modest? are we talking about the same Matt?

The shooting Matt Charles, the one you mentioned sharing in a previous post I believe... sounds like the same one

[mattinlondon]

I notice Matt that your modesty stops you pointing out you have the course record at Buxted and are the only person ever to get 60 there... not just getting 60 but shattering it by a massive 4 points!

Our own Skipper recorded a 61 I believe the last time we fecked up the target count......

[Feral]

Our own Skipper recorded a 61 I believe the last time we increased the target count to provide an extra challenge......

Corrected your typo Matt

[Alegazmoz]

I notice Matt that your modesty stops you pointing out you have the course record at Buxted and are the only person ever to get 60 there... not just getting 60 but shattering it by a massive 4 points!

Complete and utter twaddle brother hobbit.
Brother MunchMatt from the very far downs, never suffers from such delusions of grandeur.
'tis not the quantity required for acclaim, 'tis the quality, therefore you are very much mistaken.
Three score matters nought, 'tis a clear score that one ought.
A timely reminder ......

The Bluebell Wood.

In the shire, there is a wood,
A leafy dell, where Hobbits shoot,
When all about is wild and wet,
The Buxted wood is better kept,

A magic place, serene, sublime,

The hallowed haunt of fifty-nine,
One by one, step up the best,
Yet none so far, have passed the test,

A spell long cast in days of old,

To thwart the brave, the strong, the bold,
Words abound and deeds are few,
The three score waits, a champion true,

Will it be me?

Perchance 'tis you.

AGM.2008

arf!


lets have no more of this poppycock and balderdash.

[swallows las]

in a field their is a group,
a grassey dell where swallows shoot,
when all about is wild and wet,
the swallows grass is better kept.



A magic place, serene, sublime,
The hallowed haunt of fifty-nine,
One by one, step up the best,
Yet none so far, have passed the test,




A spell long cast in days of old,
To thwart the brave, the strong, the bold,
Words abound and deeds are few,
The three score waits, a champion true,




Will it be me?
Perchance 'tis you.

[swallows4ever]

beth.. do you even know what thwart is

[jon f]

tis the wart on a hobbit

[swallows las]

swallows have no warts better change that bit. lol

[jon f]

just kidding its the right word for beating and befuddlement

[swallows las]

oh

[swallows las]

come on where is everyone.