For a minute there Ed I thought you were going to say you had a "collection" of Girlfriends.....
all slightly different...one thats mint & unused
,one thats tight at the breech & needs a probe to get all the way in (initials BSA),one with a "dark patina" that you seem to pick up & use the most,...& a dirty old one from the 60's that needs a good strip & seeing too.....
Disclaimer...this was meant as a joke for fellow airgun enthusiasts to share & in no way demeaning to any political party,ethnic group,minority groups,people of a certain sexual persuasions or specific sex...male,female...or the other.