Buxted 07/06/09 30 UKAHFT

[Mog]

25 yards? Ha! The Grand Prix is so accurate, that at that distance a 20 shot string actually closes the hole so tight, that it eventually disappears.

[MojoCrow]

Hmm, I call shenanigans on that claim. Disappearing hole indeed.

[jon f]

Perhaps we should get the rifles to mate. The resultant offspring should have the 400's accuracy (14 AA Field 4.51's in a group smaller than 5p at 25 yards) and your Grand Prix's ability to hold it's breath.

Where will it get it's good looks from?

if you use another rifle as the surregate you could get the looks from there
as yours are both boys

[MojoCrow]

if you use another rifle as the surregate you could get the looks from there
as yours are both boys

I can't think of a single female rifle (of breeding quality), any suggestions?

Thinking about it (and I've only just had to take painkillers, so they haven't kicked in yet but it does make this thought extra strange), but we could start a breeding programme for rifles of excellent stock (pardon the pun).

We should get rifles of known pedigree (quality manufacturer, notable accuracy, reliability/ability to hold it's breath) listed for breeding. If possible we might be able to eliminate the poor quality breeds of rifles (anyone breeding B2's should be shot). A Brummie made Webley would be suitable for breeding with an Air Arms to improve bluing.

No wait, I just thought. We are going about this all wrong. We should try gene splicing or genetically modifying the rifles. Breeding different makes of rifles just results in mixed breeds (possibly with horrifying consequences).

Thus endeth the strangest post I will ever make. More strange than anything Spence has posted, I'll wager.

[Alegazmoz]

Can you PM me the name and address of your GP chap .....

..... I need to have a long chat with him/her.

There's a good lad.

arf!

[blackscale]

Can you PM me the name and address of your GP chap .....

..... I need to have a long chat with him/her.

There's a good lad.

arf!

Remind me to avoid your Wood after sundown.....

Someone call a vet!

XX

[MojoCrow]

<Expletive deleted> Alarm clock! <Expletive deleted> thing manages to wake me up for work no problem but manages not to go off this morning.

Never a claw hammer handy when you want one.

[blackscale]

Chris has a big one......

[Pontiac]

Chris has a big one......

Enough of your fantasy's Mike!

[jon f]

I can't think of a single female rifle (of breeding quality), any suggestions?

Thinking about it (and I've only just had to take painkillers, so they haven't kicked in yet but it does make this thought extra strange), but we could start a breeding programme for rifles of excellent stock (pardon the pun).

We should get rifles of known pedigree (quality manufacturer, notable accuracy, reliability/ability to hold it's breath) listed for breeding. If possible we might be able to eliminate the poor quality breeds of rifles (anyone breeding B2's should be shot). A Brummie made Webley would be suitable for breeding with an Air Arms to improve bluing.

No wait, I just thought. We are going about this all wrong. We should try gene splicing or genetically modifying the rifles. Breeding different makes of rifles just results in mixed breeds (possibly with horrifying consequences).

Thus endeth the strangest post I will ever make. More strange than anything Spence has posted, I'll wager.

i feel this might call for a new kind of manti tamper
i understood you

[airgun god]

Chris has a big one......

a selection of them i'll have you know