Quote Originally Posted by MojoCrow View Post
I can't think of a single female rifle (of breeding quality), any suggestions?

Thinking about it (and I've only just had to take painkillers, so they haven't kicked in yet but it does make this thought extra strange), but we could start a breeding programme for rifles of excellent stock (pardon the pun).

We should get rifles of known pedigree (quality manufacturer, notable accuracy, reliability/ability to hold it's breath) listed for breeding. If possible we might be able to eliminate the poor quality breeds of rifles (anyone breeding B2's should be shot). A Brummie made Webley would be suitable for breeding with an Air Arms to improve bluing.

No wait, I just thought. We are going about this all wrong. We should try gene splicing or genetically modifying the rifles. Breeding different makes of rifles just results in mixed breeds (possibly with horrifying consequences).

Thus endeth the strangest post I will ever make. More strange than anything Spence has posted, I'll wager.
i feel this might call for a new kind of manti tamper
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