SIHFT Ford 12th July

[The Road Runner]

Bit quiet on this one, I hope Buxted's course hasn't scared people off

Nah, I'm sure the SIFHT lot are made of sturner stuff than that!

In back garden ranges all over the county, people are honing, polishing and perfecting the skills of the dark arts of HFT.

Weighing and measuring each pellet, hammer rails so shiny you can see your face in them, and then the phys, consuming enough burgers to achieve optimum HFT condition, bellies thus primed to become the most stable prone firing position known to man, it's not for the faint hearted.

I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Be brave.

Jim

[Enthusiast]

I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Be brave.

Jim

Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

[MojoCrow]

I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

He's already being transported to Ford, as we type. At least he's got a couple of handlers to keep an eye on him.

[simmmo]

Buxted going for the 100 clear.

Monkey

[Alegazmoz]

Buxted going for the 100 clear.

Monkey

Oh dear

arf!

[MojoCrow]

Oh man is this going to be a close run thing. I drop my car off today, the brake pads get replaced (discs are still a problem but at least I'll be road legal) on Saturday and I should get my car back the same day.

Fingers crossed I will be able to make it to Ford.

<Phewww>

[neumo]

Originally Posted by The Road Runner
I must warn you that before Sunday, Dave White is going to be released from his cage to do terrible terrible things with targets, targets so nasty that they have been known to make grown men cry.

Originally Posted by Enthusiast
Then we get the constraints back out and hide the Chianti and fava beans in case he goes in search of human liver again...

Easy boys, this time I will be supervised by an Adult... The course will have to be approved by a couple of officials from other clubs, in the usual way, unless we bribe them again... Just kidding.

I am sure we can work in a few targets similar to last week but within the rules. I am off down the club in a bit to get the targets chosen, checked & painted so we are ready to go in the morning.

Fordies: If we can make a start early on Saturady (yes, I do get up early a few times a year...) then we should be able to get most of the course out by early afternoon so we will have some time to 'toughen it up' a bit.

[Alegazmoz]

Oh man looks like i'll be running. I might write my car off one day, the brakes could fail (discs were the problem, never have been road legal) on Saturday and I could get my kidney back the same day.

Then fingers crossed without breaking them, I will be able to make it to Ford.

<Oh Pooh>

Oy!! ... I tried to increase your commission today and get you above the bread-line ..... "on holiday" he said.
As it happens, he gave me a fiver off! ..... you've been holding out on us you miserable git.

arf!