Originally posted by SupersportOwner
I'd get to the depot ASAP if I were you.
I'm not sure now much food those mail-order brides are given.
Has anyone ever had one of these? Do they really come in a crate, covered with a protective coating of grease (ooh-err) for transit?

That reminds me of the write-up of one of my old school friends (who always was a pompous ass) on Friends Reunited. He makes reference to his divorce, then to dividing his time between London and Moscow, where his girlfriend lives. Spot the Billy No Mates who resorted to a Russian bird dating site

Adrian