Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
Right the scene is set, Nigel is crying, pat is running scared and Richard...Who is he?

30 target UKAHFT format.
10am kick off
9am set out!

Winning club takes half the pot!
Club with lowest numbers, shoots against the top same numbers from other team!
You have to be in it to win it!

This is where our honour was questioned.
Q) What does an Oakie say when he misses a target?
A) Put me down for my normal score

Q) What does an Oakie do when he sees a reset string?
A) Asks a Fordie what it is for.

Q) Why don't Oakies repaint their kill zones?
A) Because they don't need to.


hahahaha I've got hundreds