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  1. 10-12-2009, 09:34 PM #91
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    MSG from High Command

    This behaviour will not be tolerated, gentlemen

    From the morning Roll Call, it was obvious to us that one of your number was missing,
    Wing Co. 'Buffty' Tyler (under very slight duress) supplied the name, all that was left was to intercept the POW in question (Gareth William Bates # 92 39220RAF ).

    The Gestapo, by use of subterfuge & cunning questions .. "Turned out niezche again, has it not"? & "Good weather for a trip to the Swiss Border, mein chum"?
    found he quickly exposed himself.


    Attempts at escape are useless.



    [we have also found your 'glider' and the 'over the fence, springer/flinger' thing]
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  2. 11-12-2009, 11:30 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Johnstone View Post

    This behaviour will not be tolerated, gentlemen

    From the morning Roll Call, it was obvious to us that one of your number was missing,
    Wing Co. 'Buffty' Tyler (under very slight duress) supplied the name, all that was left was to intercept the POW in question (Gareth William Bates # 92 39220RAF ).

    The Gestapo, by use of subterfuge & cunning questions .. "Turned out niezche again, has it not"? & "Good weather for a trip to the Swiss Border, mein chum"?
    found he quickly exposed himself.


    Attempts at escape are useless.



    [we have also found your 'glider' and the 'over the fence, springer/flinger' thing]
    ... Thassss made me giggle. Cheers chum.
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  3. 11-12-2009, 02:56 PM #93
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    Welcome back Gareth - I felt like I was missing a comfortable pair of favourite slippers whilst you were gone.
    Happy Shooting!! Paul.
    "We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking that we used when we created them" - Albert Einstein.
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  4. 11-12-2009, 04:43 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airsporter1st View Post
    Welcome back Gareth - I felt like I was missing a comfortable pair of favourite slippers whilst you were gone.
    ... Thanks (I think ).
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  5. 11-12-2009, 10:09 PM #95
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    good to see you back Gareth...always feels safer with you in here
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  6. 12-12-2009, 09:00 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by airgundog View Post
    good to see you back Gareth...always feels safer with you in here
    ... Cheers chum, and am also very glad to be back.
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  7. 12-12-2009, 09:45 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth W-B View Post
    ... Cheers chum, and am also very glad to be back.
    B*gger teachers back

    Theres going to be a mass banning when Gareth notices all the porn we've hidden in his sleepy corner.

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  8. 12-12-2009, 09:49 PM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardH View Post
    B*gger teachers back

    Theres going to be a mass banning when Gareth notices all the porn we've hidden in his sleepy corner.

    Rich
    ... Nope, ya okay, I've confiscated it, and am keeping it safe, very safe indeed, next to my AGWs and the Kleenex.
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  9. 12-12-2009, 09:56 PM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth W-B View Post
    Nope, ya okay, I've confiscated it, and am keeping it safe, very safe indeed, next to my AGWs and the Kleenex.
    Why is Razzle in mint condition and Airgunner all stuck together?
    "Improvise, adapt and overcome."

    I can count to potato.
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  10. 12-12-2009, 10:00 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by delta1 View Post
    Why is Razzle in mint condition and Airgunner all stuck together?
    thats cos there are no wobbly omegas in RAZZLE
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  11. 12-12-2009, 10:00 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by delta1 View Post
    Why is Razzle in mint condition and Airgunner all stuck together?
    ... Must've got damp in the post ???
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  12. 12-12-2009, 10:02 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by mallyally View Post
    thats cos there are no wobbly omegas in RAZZLE
    ... Or Longbows . Ha ha. Atb: G.
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  13. 13-12-2009, 01:24 AM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by delta1 View Post
    Not all the cats are away Gents.
    I can't quite believe this comment was allowed to slide without a single pussy joke (exceedingly hairy pussy in this particular instance). Standards are slipping!
    Fabricatum diem, pvnc!
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