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  1. 22-11-2009, 04:05 PM #16
    I. J.
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    I think I will be free to go to Herman Correction Facility from about Tuesday.

    HERE is a photo of a very rare double barrel.

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  2. 22-11-2009, 04:31 PM #17
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    Ian..best start learning the Weihrauch re-education song (I couldn't find a German translation)

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
    They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young
    Men in their clean white coats and

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile
    And twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young
    Men in their clean white coats and
    They're coming to take me away!
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  3. 22-11-2009, 06:52 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by edbear2 View Post
    Ian..best start learning the Weihrauch re-education song (I couldn't find a German translation)

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
    They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young
    Men in their clean white coats and

    They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
    To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile
    And twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see those nice young
    Men in their clean white coats and
    They're coming to take me away!
    Strange you should put that as thats what I have tattooed on my .....


    Only a couple more days of freedom left.

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  4. 22-11-2009, 09:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. J. View Post
    Strange you should put that as thats what I have tattooed on my .....


    Only a couple more days of freedom left.

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    You can grin, but the therapy includes making an HW35 from a solid billet of steel and a slab of beech using only a pumice stone and a pencil-sharpener blade. From memory.

    That should bleach the mucky pictures from your brain. And only finest wurst for tea, none of that blood-pudding and tripes.
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  5. 22-11-2009, 09:39 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hsing-ee View Post
    You can grin, but the therapy includes making an HW35 from a solid billet of steel and a slab of beech using with only a pumice stone and a pencil-sharpener blade. From memory.
    That will be the least of Cloggy's problems if he keeps on posting inappropriate links - his user title will be edited to reflect his unhealthy interest in extremely obese women.
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  6. 22-11-2009, 11:19 PM #21
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    From the obese to the obscene

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  7. 23-11-2009, 12:29 AM #22
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    You simply can't help yourself, can you?

    Oh well, you're the one who has to live with his new user title.
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  8. 23-11-2009, 07:09 AM #23
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    I did try to warn you Chaps!?!?

    "Improvise, adapt and overcome."

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  9. 23-11-2009, 08:03 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. J. View Post
    From the obese to the obscene

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    ..He's already done mine, so no sanctions to fear!...maybe?
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  10. 23-11-2009, 10:16 AM #25
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    With regards to my new moniker. Ive tried tripe many times, pigs trotters and cow heel so why not whale meat ??? I wouldn't class myself as a lover of it just yet though.
    Apart from that it will give me the opportunity to sing that age old classic song:

    'Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when . '

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  11. 23-11-2009, 05:13 PM #26
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    Or it should be

    'Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when . '

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    I reckon when Gareth returns it will be a case of.
    Whale oil . beef, Hooked.
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  12. 23-11-2009, 07:19 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morningstar View Post
    'Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when . '

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    I reckon when Gareth returns it will be a case of.
    Whale oil . beef, Hooked.
    You mean Gareths been away?

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  13. 23-11-2009, 08:15 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by I. J. View Post
    From the obese to the obscene

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    Spooky........I found a picture in a vintage, dusty magazine recently, and the guy in this photo could be a doppelgänger for the 118 guys:confused

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/3122848...91458/sizes/l/
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  14. 23-11-2009, 08:33 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by edbear2 View Post
    Spooky........I found a picture in a vintage, dusty magazine recently, and the guy in this photo could be a doppelgänger for the 118 guys:confused

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/3122848...91458/sizes/l/
    Which magazine is that from, Eddie. I don't remember the photo.
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  15. 23-11-2009, 08:34 PM #30
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    When will you learn not to mess around with the mods. It always results in changed user titles, not always for the better, and sometimes in tears; you've just got to hope their lordships are in a good mood if you do
    You have been warned.
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