When an Oakie whines on about the trophy, all I hear/read is this: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

Y'all are getting a complex about it. Y'need to relax and accept the fact you'll never get to love it 'n' hug it 'n' squeeze it 'n' kiss it. If you ever did, the trophy would need years of therapy afterwards to get over the trauma. At least Hobbits know how to look after the precious trophy properly.

Anyway, my money's on Swallows thrashing everyone at each round. They've been too quiet for too long.