My we're very polite.
I'd have thought we were on personal enough terms for you to address me in the first person, du bist, ..... mein freund, bitte
I think the word you're looking for is 'Puppe'.
I battered your Puppe and I think you want me to jump my way off a cliff 'gehen jetzt sprung weg von einer klippe' not 'bureau de change' into one.
One must have a modicum of a language to know if one's translation machine is taking the Mickey Mauswitz out of one.
Du bist ein dick kopf! (....... I didn't make that up ... but consider it highly appropriate ...)
Oi! ........ did I take the pi$$ outa you during your very dark period? .......
. No!
Missed opportunities eh?
You won't get off so lightly again ..... see yer at Bisley.
Keep on munchin'
arf!