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    Sihft rd 4 Horsham 16th May

    Less than a week away is rd 4 of the Sussex interclub, this time it's Horshams turn to host so here are all the details you need to find us.
    (YES WE HAVE MOVED AGAIN, !!)

    Nearest postcode is RH12 4SX & there will be signs on Tower road, this site is very near the clay pigeon site we had in Colgate (opp side of the cross roads near the Dragon pub)

    MAP

    Prices are:

    £6 non-members
    £4.50 members & juniors

    There will not be a burger van on site & gates will be open from 830am

    Sign in from 9am & kick off @ 10am, if you aren't there for the saftey brief shortly before 10am you will not be able to shoot.
    Hope to see all of you there.

    Let the banter begin......
    Last edited by Steve L; 15-05-2010 at 05:23 PM.

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    see you at 7.30 then

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    More than likely Chris, you Oakies & Hobbits can't read or write or tell the time anyway.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    More than likely Chris, you Oakies & Hobbits can't read or write or tell the time anyway.....
    i have no idea what youv'e writin coz i kant spal or reed kan eye

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    Reading, writing & telling the time is so overrated. We can count though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by airgun god View Post
    i have no idea what youv'e writin coz i kant spal or reed kan eye

    Very good Chris

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoCrow View Post
    Reading, writing & telling the time is so overrated. We can count though.
    but only because you all have the extra toes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    Very good Chris



    but only because you all have the extra toes
    just weight toll iv i hed a nighter sex beers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    There will be a burger van on site ...... open from 8.30am

    Let the banter begin......
    Quote Originally Posted by airgun god View Post
    see you at 7.30 then
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    More than likely Chris, you Oakies & Hobbits can't read or write or tell the time anyway.....
    Gawd ....... is that the best you 2 could come up with .. I think i'll save it 'til aunty wakes up ....... he at least has a decent vocabulary, though a somewhat limited imagination.

    arf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    but only because you all have the extra toes
    That's simply due to evolution. Hobbit's have so many points to count that more digits were required. Evolution was very obliging after the correct forms were filled out in triplicate & initialled ('Here, here and here'). We waited the requisite period of time and, hey presto, extra toes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoCrow View Post
    That's simply due to evolution. Hobbit's have so many points to count that more digits were required. Evolution was very obliging after the correct forms were filled out in triplicate & initialled ('Here, here and here'). We waited the requisite period of time and, hey presto, extra toes.
    Outstanding brother Hobbit. Undoubtedly we will require said extra digits at about 2pm Sunday.

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    ....It's the toes you step on 'borrowing' members from up and down the country, that you have to worry about!!
    I had someone from the new forrest ring me up the other day, asking for your number....I kindly pointed out that Meon or Ford were much closer...He then asked me how much Ford were paying........

    I wonder if he ever got off the phone to "Gay boys in Leather wanna talk"......never could remember your number!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    ....It's the toes you step on 'borrowing' members from up and down the country, that you have to worry about!!
    I had someone from the new forrest ring me up the other day, asking for your number....I kindly pointed out that Meon or Ford were much closer...He then asked me how much Ford were paying........

    I wonder if he ever got off the phone to "Gay boys in Leather wanna talk"......never could remember your number!

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    We expect no less give the chaps a few lessons in mockery.

    arf!

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    Been & sorted out the love shack with Derek , started placing a few targets as well.... roll on Sunday..& I hope it's windy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve L View Post
    Been & sorted out the love shack with Derek , started placing a few targets as well.... roll on Sunday..& I hope it's windy
    Never mind the shacks, targets and windy stuff .....
    ...... have you hacked out a suitable plot for the burger-wagon?


    Instruct the good man to get the urn on straight away and as Chris is gettin' there early, best he fires up the griddle pronto as well.

    I thank you!

    arf!

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    Burger van is sorted, just hope it stays dry till Sunday & they can get it into the field ok !!

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