Hmmmmm .......

Where has all the banter gone?
The wicked wit, the acid tongue.
No verbal fencing anymore ....
Have flippant jibes been shown the door?
It's never been as bad as this,
We’ve lost the art of taking the piss.
A dismal day, if that's the case,
What a pity, what a waste.
Unless of course, it's simply quiet.
A time of calm before the riot.
Then I'd be talking out my arse,
And this is all one great big .
l-arf!


arf!