Sussex Interclub Round 7 @ Swallows FTC

[simmmo]

Let theBanter begin, Monkey.Copied from events section.

Prediction Buxted by 3.




No sooner is round 6 outta the way, than we hit the date for Round 7!!...

All the usual details herewith - unless I've forgotten any of them :

Held in the mixed field and woodland courses at Swallows Field Target Club, we will soon begin to sort out top places for the individual championships as the poorer scores of our leaders are lopped off (remember that the total score for the year is your best 6 of the 10 potential rounds).

Kick off as usual at/around 10am, with booking in from 09:00 and the zero range should be open from around 08:30.

Reminder to all junior/parent/guardian (and others who like to shoot together) to please join the booking in queue as early as possible.

Fees - as per our normal one for members and visitors - Age under 19 = £3.50, Age 19+ = £4.50

Food and drink (tea/coffee/soft drinks) available on site - from our in-house caterer (Stuart).

On arrival please follow the attendants' mad arm waving to park in the main field, as we cannot afford to clog up the fishermen's parking areas.

Which links splendidly with the usual reminder to be like church mice before, during and after the shoot - perhaps especially when on lanes 1-20 (the woods) which is adjacent to the big carp lake and its very sensitive fisher people

No guarantee that the course will be anywhere near as challenging as Rounds 5 and 6; so much will depend on the wind/weather.

See you all soon.

[simmmo]

Or more.

Monkey

[blackscale]

Okay what did you have to, wake up early, to delete???

I predict that you can't possibly score any lower than last time!...

We will claw back a couple of points on this one, as long as we have a bit of wind!...If it is out of the yella shooting, we will cane you!

Looking forward to this..

Hispongeynessie
XX

[simmmo]

Nothing just being more mature.

Its always good to have a few low ones to drop and come from behind.

Anyway Saturday afternoon I'm going to throw myself out of the Porta Kabin again.

Monkey

[Stormdancer]

All this extreme HFT no kill no score practice has us in good stead to give the

Oakies an arse woopin


As long as Gaz has fixed his rifle by Sunday.
Simmo doesn't try to shoot on 50 mag again.(porta cabin stunt man)
Ben's gout has gone or we may need a wheelchair.
Matt hasn't crashed the Porshe (why is it blue?)
And there isn't too many 13 yard reducers as I'm a bit blind close up.

[MojoCrow]

All this extreme HFT no kill no score practice has us in good stead to give the

Oakies an arse woopin


As long as Gaz has fixed his rifle by Sunday.
Simmo doesn't try to shoot on 50 mag again.(porta cabin stunt man)
Ben's gout has gone or we may need a wheelchair.
Matt hasn't crashed the Porshe (why is it blue?)
And there isn't too many 13 yard reducers as I'm a bit blind close up.

I might as well go the whole hog.

The gout is better today, no painkillers taken, but I have a limp in both legs (you'd think that would even things out and leave me without a noticeable limp but hey ho). That Buxted air must have done me some good.

As for Gary's rifle, I think my evil eye needs a little adjustment (it must be a few clicks out) as I was aiming for Mileoak. I think that English lot in South Africa might have copped a bit too.

[blackscale]

Nothing just being more mature.

Its always good to have a few low ones to drop and come from behind.

Anyway Saturday afternoon I'm going to throw myself out of the Porta Kabin again.

Monkey

Yep.....Nothing unexpected in that statement, MATURE....Yeah!
Try it from the roof!

All this extreme HFT no kill no score practice has us in good stead to give the

Oakies an arse woopin


As long as Gaz has fixed his rifle by Sunday. Maybe..
Simmo doesn't try to shoot on 50 mag again.(porta cabin stunt man) Your'e OK he uses a stand in now!
Ben's gout has gone or we may need a wheelchair.....Got a Barra!!
Matt hasn't crashed the Porshe (why is it blue?) He breathes a sigh of relief, when he sees the sky is still north of him and the ground South......
And there isn't too many 13 yard reducers as I'm a bit blind close up....maybe you could swap a good eye for a good leg, with Mojo??...Just a thought, don't judge me!

There's that self motivation i like to see!

'Aim on', you are lucky there isn't a vet around!.....Nite-Nite!

[Alegazmoz]

Swallows

In a field amongst the poop,
You'll find the place where Swallows shoot,
Where nettles grow without restraint,
And Swallows shoot without complaint.


A dreadful place, should there be rain,
Yet one and all, come back again,
And every one content to shoot,
Amid the nettles and piles of poop,


So guard yourself against the rain,
Against the nettles, they're such a pain,
Enjoy the day and shoot 'til lunch,
Courtesy of, the Swallows Bunch

arf!

[Alegazmoz]

-o0o-

We are almost the only one.

The Hobbit band have left their land,
The end draws ever near,
They’ve battled ‘Oaks’ and other folks,
And victory’s almost here,

We’ll pass the test, we’ll be the best?

We’ll bring the precious home?
We’ll stand tall, we’ll take it all,
We’ll make the crown our own,

We all are blessed, some more, some less,
Some jest and some sincere,
But we will rise, to take the prize,

As champions of the year.

-o0o-

arf!

[simmmo]

-o0o-


We are almost the only one.

The Hobbit band have left their land,
The end draws ever near,
They’ve battled ‘Oaks’ and other folks,
And victory’s almost here,

We’ll pass the test, we’ll be the best?
We’ll bring the precious home?
We’ll stand tall, we’ll take it all,
We’ll make the crown our own,

We all are blessed, some more, some less,
Some jest and some sincere,
But we will rise, to take the prize,
As champions of the year.


-o0o-

arf!

Amen.

Maybe next year Oakies. Maybe?

Like F@@K.

Monkey keeper of the shield.

[hunter88]

looking forward to this shoot cant wait

[blackscale]

Such sweet poetry!!

Poetry is the language of gay optimists, you excel.

In the REAL world, your Hobbit Army can't even beat a little club like 'The Oaks' into a proper retreat!....Gay Poets!
(Please for christs sake, don't stick me with Burger man!!!...please, my modesty is still intact...and my neck!)
Hope you have practiced enough, you are going to need it!

XX

[simmmo]

Such sweet poetry!!

Poetry is the language of gay optimists, you excel.

In the REAL world, your Hobbit Army can't even beat a little club like 'The Oaks' into a proper retreat!....Gay Poets!
(Please for christs sake, don't stick me with Burger man!!!...please, my modesty is still intact...and my neck!)
Hope you have practiced enough, you are going to need it!

XX

Practice makes perfect and then some

On the beach

[blackscale]

OMG!!....Gary, donot...i repeat...DONOT!...click on them links...you will be phsychologically damaged!

Warning!!

XX

[Alegazmoz]

OMG!!....Gary, donot...i repeat...DONOT!...click on them links...you will be phsychologically damaged!

Warning!!

XX

Too late!! ..... aunty Spongerina .....

. having waved your gay wand that shoots ...

..... i've had to sit for a spell .......

..... but I shall be over it by the weekend.

arf!