Oh, that's it I'm seriously hacked off now with my knee. I don't go to the the shoot because the pain, etc. (clicking and catching in the knee is not healthy) and I end up missing history being made. In the words of Taggart from Blazin' Saddles: "I am depressed".
Still, congratulations to Graham. Blimey, I managed to type that without muttering through a fixed smile "I hope you choke on pig vomit". Seriously, I'm happy for you. At least it wasn't a heretic, unbeliever non-Hobbit.