What a TOTAL %$"!*&% That Smiffy is!....Where's my screwdriver, i'm going looking for a Porsche!....Dick!
Knew you were lying anyway.
XX (Drive safely*)
* Read as upright...and ON the road...
XX
Well shot chaps, good clean fun..... with a few lies thrown in..
My score should probably be discounted as i allowed Matt to adjust my rifle not once....but twice....