Indeed Jezza we may be one of the top three towns in the UK to be hardest hit by the coming austerity measures, but if we run out of cash it's nice to know there's always something to do to keep us occupied and warm during the long hard winter ahead

If ever you would like an introduction to a pair just drop me a PM, or go to Mansfield on a weekend night out, flash your Post Office card at any town centre bar and you can be King for an evening

It's really not that bad - but busts are certainly not in any shortage around here.

Personally I think it's more to do with silicone they use these days rather than water content, although my moobs are coming along quite nicely right now damn, I think your right!

Will call Sever Trent first thing in the morning...

Cheers!