Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
... It took me a long time to register where the geyzer of high pressure cider exploding all over the kitchen had come from...

Turned the tap the wrong way...again
Happily, that's a problem I don't suffer from.
Six dozen Aspalls at a knock-down price, provide a crisp measured dose, without the slightest chance of wasting any on the kitchen ceiling.
Use a bucket of Flash and a mop to clean up, not a pint of your best home-brew.

arf!