06/02/11 - Southern Hunters Round 5

[Stormdancer]

The RSPCA want to talk to you Spongey
They have heard you use baby cows to pull the targets back up and shoot bottle tops of the heads of grazing horses.

[Alegazmoz]

STANDING....WOTSTHAT???
Your'e 'avin a giraffe!!

If I could come up wif sum boys I would but they aint goin ter travel that far in an evenin' just ter spank ya!!

Innit!..(i shall ask around though!)
XX

Nah! ..... no giraffes dear aunty-le-pimp.
Chickens, turkeys, pigs & stuff ...... def'ly no giraffes.

gir-arf!
..

[blackscale]

The RSPCA want to talk to you Spongey
They have heard you use baby cows to pull the targets back up and shoot bottle tops of the heads of grazing horses.

How the hell will i get out of that one???....Shooting bottle tops off of horses heads!

I know, show them the Horses...No holes...then wasn't me!!...You seen my scores lately???

Nah! ..... no giraffes dear aunty-le-pimp.
Chickens, turkeys, pigs & stuff ...... def'ly no giraffes.

gir-arf!
..

Thanks For clearing that up Soss!

XX

[Enthusiast]

Looking forward to this one, never been to this venue.

I won't be springing it that's for sure

Looking forward to this even more now.

Just home from a long day in London, knackered, I fancied a nice refreshing pint of the old homebrew cider. I walked the dogs, bought the stuff needed for tea on the way back and put another log on the fire.

With increasing anticipation, I filled up a pint glass slowly, slowly, watching the clear liquid creeping, sparkling, to the top of the glass..soon, soon it would be mine... and then

It took me a long time to register where the geyzer of high pressure cider exploding all over the kitchen had come from...

Turned the tap the wrong way...again

[Alegazmoz]

... It took me a long time to register where the geyzer of high pressure cider exploding all over the kitchen had come from...

Turned the tap the wrong way...again

Happily, that's a problem I don't suffer from.
Six dozen Aspalls at a knock-down price, provide a crisp measured dose, without the slightest chance of wasting any on the kitchen ceiling.
Use a bucket of Flash and a mop to clean up, not a pint of your best home-brew.

arf!

[simmmo]

I could put the racks in the car and you girls could sort it out at Iden if the hosts are willing to let us and there is space to put them. £1 a go winner takes all.

Monkey

[MojoCrow]

Now there's an idea, Andy. There's got to be more than one sport in which Spongey can humiliate himself in

[Mog]

Now there's an idea, Andy. There's got to be more than one sport in which Spongey can humiliate himself in

Don't seem so surprised Ben, rumour has it that he had one, once before.

[Alegazmoz]

I could put the racks in the car and you girls could sort it out at Iden if the hosts are willing to let us and there is space to put them. £1 a go winner takes all.

Monkey

The nearest chip-shop is a pheckin' long way ..

arf!

[simmmo]

The nearest chip-shop is a pheckin' long way ..

arf!

I won't be going(prefer £ coins)

Monkey

[MojoCrow]

The nearest chip-shop is a pheckin' long way ..

Chips maybe but the fish are a bit closer.

[Alegazmoz]

Chips maybe but the fish are a bit closer.

Oops! ...... letting your polish ancestry surface again?

50p's are better boss, you can get 'em off the beggars with a spanner.

arf!

[MojoCrow]

Oops! ...... letting your polish ancestry surface again?

Well, genealogy research so far has me pegged down as being of English, Welsh, Scottish & Irish descent. Might as well throw in Polish as well although I would prefer Russian, Comrade Moribund.

[Alegazmoz]

"Moribund The Burgermeister"

I feel fine! .. I think.

arf!

[MojoCrow]

I only know that Planet Rock plays some good tunes. Oh, and that the targets on Sunday will be between 8-45 yards. Apart from that, I know diddly.