I'm giving BP shooting up after a few years as I have no time to actually get to the range when it's open for BP ... went off today to sell my last BP pistol to an RFD who was going to hold for a guy waiting for a variation. All arranged by emails and phone calls, I'll be there late morning I says.

Got there, no RFD .. he's up country for a few days .. this guy who's waiting on the variation asks can I leave it there having seen a photocopy of the RFD's licence, and the RFD can sort when he gets back. Guess what I said? Two words. First word starts with F and rhymes with mallard, second word 'off'.

Some people. I didn't mind the 70 mile round trip and waste of 2 hours at all.