Quote Originally Posted by Amac View Post
I am actually an alien visitor from the planet "Zog", a total of 75 light years from earth. I had originally attended the event to investigate the sighting of the most inappropriately placed pylon in the known universe. I even clipped the top of it as I landed my (invisible to human eyes) craft above the football pitch.

You can imagine my surprise when I entered the hall only to be greeted by the site of so much quality classic air gunning materiel's. You are so lucky on earth. Our power limit is only 0.5ftlb back home, although we do only have 30% of your gravity. Anyway, enough of the banter. I have to find a new reactor core as the bloody pylon tore of mine as I attempted to land. BSF B54 to the States? Our representative on earth, Ian Jones has managed to collect a vast arsenal of desirable guns that I will shortly be tele-porting back to my ship.

Oh, and bye the way, does anybody have a spare photon reactor knocking about in their "spares" boxes as its a long walk back?

Andy (from Zog)
Greetings and salutation Andy from Zog
Would you happen to know Mork from Ork?(the closest neighbouring planet to Zog), He says things like "Nanu Nanu" an "Aw Shazbok"

BTW, did you know I had a dog called Mindy??, Mindy (coincidentally) was a girl from Boulder in Colerado, Mork (from Ork) landed there in his egg shaped craft and moved in with Mindy (the jammy git- I had a crush on the lass )..

Ork had green skies and blue grass

I have a spare Photon Reactor that I picked up from the local bootsale but unfortunately it's the Mk2a which will only generate .97 Gigawatts of energy, for you to reach Zog, you obviously need the Mk4 series 3 which will easily produce the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity to get you safely through the space-time continuum and reach Zog in time for high tea

Anyhow, on a more serious note....

I had a smashing time and finally got to meet the nicest bloke in the world- D R Hughes and his amazing Omega Geneve

I wish everyone could have had names tags so I could have associated the faces to the names on here

I can't wait for the next one and i'm going to have to do a bit more saving up so that I can fill the car up with exotic, ancient shootin' irons


Cheers, John