Now Chris, what the heck is that little string of emoticons supposed to mean?! Let me guess. You're embarrassed. But hang on, you've got a big grin on your face. What's that? Sticking your tongue out! Now you're just being cheeky.
Confused? I am. I thought you folk "oop north" were supposed to be plain-speaking.
Gareth, can we have a ban on excessively enigmatic posts in collectables please?