SIHFT round 4 @ Buxted 29/05/11

[Mog]

Really looking forward to tomorrow, should be interesting if conditions stay the same, especially if the rest of the Hobbits follow their Monkey Lords advice,"never aim out of the kill"

[blackscale]

Hang on, after three SiHFT series losses, you reckon you're better than Buxted? What the hell kind of scientific calculator did you work that out on?

By using your grasp of mathematics, I've worked out that I've won the World HFT title 10 years in a row despite never having shot at the worlds.

Sounds like you're turning into a dried up sponge that's close to snapping. I bet you've even got a twitch like Inspector Dreyfus.

Gottaluvabitabanter!

If there were 30 Ben's (god forbid...) all shooting for the title....a Ben is likely to win ain't he!
All about percentages Benny boy....

Charlie has it all worked out, trust me!

XX

[MojoCrow]

.......Charlie has it all worked out, trust me!.......

Yeah well, Charlie don't surf.

Anyway, tomorrow's whipping will be brought to you by the letter 'B' and this number.

Bring lots of Kleenex, boys & girls, bring lots of Kleenex. You don't want your tears getting in the way of the Benchresting and the sillywets, do you?

[si7777777]

Cant wait for tomorrow!

Although hope everyone is feeling brave

Wind speeds of 20mph expected, and that aint the gusts!!! Think thats 5 mildots at 45 yards

But I'm sure we can trust Buxted to set a nice gentle course and definitely not have any targets on massive poles

Si

[Topher]

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But I'm sure we can trust Buxted to set a nice gentle course and definitely not have any targets on massive poles

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Is that not racism or something!!!

[Bob P]

There once was a Buxted shooting ground
Where thirty targets stood, without a sound
From forty five to eight
They were standing straight
Until along came some Oakies and knocked them all down

[MojoCrow]

There once was a Buxted shooting ground
Where thirty targets stood, without a sound
From forty five to eight
They were standing straight
Until along came some Oakies and knocked them all down

One would be remiss not to suggest to a gentleman that he would be advised to peruse weather reports for the shoot at Buxted tomorrow.

'Cos Buxted's turned it's wind machines on.

[simmmo]

Cant wait for tomorrow!


But I'm sure we can trust Buxted to set a nice gentle course and definitely not have any targets on massive poles

Si

Youv'e been spying.

Monkey

Bob stick to making flags, you'll need them tomorrow.

There's a fire where the burger man parks and the ash was coming back over the guillotine so should be fun tomorrow.

[blackscale]

1000 14 °C SW 18 mph 40 mph Good
1300 14 °C SW 18 mph 40 mph Good
1600 14 °C WSW 17 mph 38 mph Good


Buxted you may posess the crown
Tomorrow you shall wear a frown!

XX

[simmmo]

Doubtfull that, it will only be worn in wonderment at your ineptitude.

Oh I have also just worked out our overwhelming advantage in the number of shooters we have over you .

Its one thats right one you have fielded 22 and we have field 23 so all that smoke and mirrors about us having more shooters by miles is like your shooting twat, flawed.

Monkey.

[Steve L]

Doubtfull that, it will only be worn in wonderment at your ineptitude.

Oh I have also just worked out our overwhelming advantage in the number of shooters we have over you .

Its one thats right one you have fielded 22 and we have field 23 so all that smoke and mirrors about us having more shooters by miles is like your shooting twat, flawed.

Monkey.

They all look related, you sure they weren't your new recruits Andy

See you tomorrow, where I fully expect to shoot like a tw@ as that seems the only way recently.

[simmmo]

They all look related, you sure they weren't your new recruits Andy

See you tomorrow, where I fully expect to shoot like a tw@ as that seems the only way recently.

If the wind stays on you won't be alone.

I didn't put any of the targets in the field out and the unsupported stander wasn't but the tree fell over so sorry in advance.

Monkey.

Look at this drinking and typing politely.

[jon f]

superb even if i was not

[biggles]

...... now posted HERE

Biggles

[Steve L]

Thanks for a tricky course, some thought went into the setting you could tell
As for the sillywets, well I hit 2
Hopefully the benchrest was better, I await the scores
Look forward to the Oaks in two weeks & thanks for getting the scores up sp quickly Mike