I had a pm from Punchsteve yesterday where he came up with a "top Trumps" game for crap pistols. Feel free to add your own
Ro71
Ro72 + artillery
Manuarm
Gat
Diana model 2
Gnat
Zenit ( I remember the flying endcap)
Chinese pistol
modern Webley Typhoon
you can score extra points for not being able to hit a thing,being dangerous to use,difficult to strip/get parts for and just being "as crap as a crap thing"