Whay do brids sit up in trees ???????
The answer is ,, ( roll of drums ) thay would look darft sitting in chairs,, Sad , I k now. Evan my Docs given up. Last time i saw him, he left in a hurry, shouting, O M G,, and locked himself in the Loo.. So as the mouse said when he got his head stuck in the cheese. Take your hand off my BUM..Thats all folks....
So as this penquin said when he was holding up a bank. Why me ? i am only a penquin. Never mind said his mate Larry the Llam, i can only rollerblade, but you look nice in that flak jacket, it matches the couler of your eyes.and are you shore you can pull the trigger on the machine gun you are holding,, Tune in next week folks for part 345 of Philburt the penquin and Larry the Llam adventures in wonder land.. Two many pills , my god this stufe is good
Blow me - I think even Roodles is going to get a run for his money here !!
I can see it now on Harry Hill's TV Burp ......
Who will win - Roodles or SoloFx
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Cheers
Roy
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I reckon you should go back for a second opinion
Making waves since 1971.
One day in the dim and distant past, Philburt the penquin was sitting in his chair,when all of a sudden his house wall fell in. Sitting in the middel of all the mess was a Llam with rollerblades on, So sorry said the Llam, my stop stick did not work tune in next week for part ( god only knowes ) make way for white coats...
THINK HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED ASAP
OR AT LEAST GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO DO A LOT BETTER
So there i was sitting in my chair in doors reading a good book, when the door bell went. so i went to answer it, as you do. Standing there all dressd up in bright yellow, was this figger waveing a book at me. Yes i ask, what i do for you ? We are looking to reruit for the Lib Dems..So me being me , asks him, how does he stand on the E U ? The reply knocked be back wards.. Quote, My 2 sons would have been dead by now. How ? i ask. His reply was, but for the E U we would have been at WAR with France and Germany by now. Thats him not me. And to think, we have nobs like that running our once great country...