Surely someone must need an indoor BSA plinker for those long winter nights? Ideal for plinking at badly assembled 1/72 Airfix Messerschmitt Bf 109s.

Achtung Spitfire!

If this doesn't go in a week I am going to do something all of you collectors are going to regret. It involves a magnum spring, a beefed up sear, some white pearlescent car-spray, a big bag of diamante rhinestones and a nickle-plate job from Colin at MAG.

Be warned.