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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy-grub-lady View Post
    No worry of him posing, he cant even laugh properly without his back hurting!

    Poor old man
    I feel for you Tony as im the same when my back goes but our osteopath really does wonders especially when he sticks his sausage fingers up your ass PMSL

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    Karen, you've got to stop jumping on him from the top of the wardrobe. Poor old bu###r can't take it any more.
    Just get him some dirty mags and let him dream.

    Then again, at the moment, I suppose he couldn't do anything about it anyway. Oooooh that could be classed as mental torture.

    He,he,he. poor old man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Oi Uncle put your wooden spoon away lol
    He hasn't got one yet, presentations 30th September, remember
    I need to practice more to have more lucky shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Mind you I don't fancy seeing him in a fur posing pouch!

    Ugh, nasty
    I need to practice more to have more lucky shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I feel for you Tony as im the same when my back goes but our osteopath really does wonders especially when he sticks his sausage fingers up your ass PMSL
    Double ugh, double nasty
    I need to practice more to have more lucky shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kangarooscope View Post
    Double ugh, double nasty
    James you should try it mate, It only hurts the first time PMSL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I feel for you Tony as im the same when my back goes but our osteopath really does wonders especially when he sticks his sausage fingers up your ass PMSL
    Are you refering to the osteopath or having his "saussage fingers" up your rectum?

    The mind boggles!!!!

    I take it you never get constipated then

    The similarity with the Blackwall tunnel is obvious but somewhat horible to contemplate.

    Karen .. get the bog brush out and give him a good seeing to!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    James you should try it mate, It only hurts the first time PMSL...
    Harold old chap, it sounds like you need help

    Help that nobody around here can offer

    This however might: http://www.pilesadvice.co.uk/
    I need to practice more to have more lucky shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kangarooscope View Post
    Harold old chap, it sounds like you need help

    Help that nobody around here can offer

    This however might: http://www.pilesadvice.co.uk/
    Id stick with the sausage finger thanks as that Dr Christian Jessen is one scary and ugly mother you know what lol

    See you all tomorrow in the rain.

    Atb Harry.

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    Hello all.

    Due to his back injury, Tony will not be there to set up tomorrow.

    Any extra help would be appreciated.

    See you all in the morning.
    Dan grades do it best !!!

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    Sorry to hear about Tony's back (dirty beggar) - I'll try to get down there early.
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    Typical british grand prix weather. What a crap day again, See you all soon to have a roll around in the mud lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Typical british grand prix weather. What a crap day again, See you all soon to have a roll around in the mud lol...
    Its meant to be good for your skin.
    Dan grades do it best !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kungfubob View Post
    Its meant to be good for your skin.
    Nothing wrong with my skin Bob lol.


    Great day as always apart from the rain and the flood's lol...

    I think around 15 to 20 braved the weather and came out to play and yes we all missed Tony.

    Get well soon Tony and hope to see you back to your normal mental self soon mate lol

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