Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
Although I am a novice at the 10m pistol Bob, I would be willing to join the Jones bloke to shoot for the enemy. All I would need would be several weeks of continuous intensive training, some new eyes and a course of drug therapy that might reduce my current tendency to wobble when on aim. That and a contract similar to the one offered to Turncoat 1 ( I could be TC2) with the company Jag, £50,000 a year and a free reign to use any gun in your considerable armoury. I will let my agent know that another club may be interested in my services. Could I wear a disguise?
Andy
Member, the Feinwerkbau Sport appreciation Society (over 50's chapter)
http://www.rivington-riflemen.eu/ Andy, from the North !
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
OK - no communications from now on with your real name Andy as being TC2 could be dangerous so......
Hello "Frankie" - we are able to offer a cup of our famous Rossendale tea (drug therapy) each time you visit us - which is almost the same as having all the above quoted requests so you should pass this on to your agent who will no doubt be staggered at our generous offer - and yes you can wear a disguise pink tutu, but not with high heeled stilettoes - that would be silly.
Last edited by zooma; 21-07-2012 at 07:09 PM.
Rossendale Target Shooting Club. Every Tuesday and Thursday evening 7 - 10pm.
It has been a strangely Rivvy- free day today.
Maybe they have a competition to go to with their long sticks?
Perhaps they are planning the fate of TC 1 and "Frankie" the new TC 2 - we can only fear for their safety and hope they survive long enough to shoot a few good rounds for us.
Meanwhile we will remain concerned, but enjoy the peace and quiet.
Rossendale Target Shooting Club. Every Tuesday and Thursday evening 7 - 10pm.
I'm amazed to see that your cross dressing habits 'Frankie' have already traversed across two counties and over that there big hill.
It should also be noted that the famous Rossendale tea is FREE at R.M.T.C. and not extortionately priced at 20p per cup at that there other club.
ATB
Ian
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
The big yellow shiny ball in the sky made an appearance in PR6 today so my time was delegated by SWMBO (and cricket, golf and F1 was on the telly too)
See you soon, once I get rid of the image you drew of "Frankie" there's no emoticon for "shudders violently" is there?
Mike
Nowhere to go ........in no hurry to get there; www.rivington-riflemen.uk----- well I suppose it is somewhere to go.... founded by I.J. - let down by the tainted blood scandal
Nah - I saw you taking the middle out of the target with your Model 80 last night - I think we can put up a fight - especially if John gets his 103 going and TC2's Model 80 comes "on song" (and his medication kicks in OK).
With me coaching - how can we fail?....(only the answers on this subject that have been received by RMSD and written on the back of a postage stamp will be replied to).
Last edited by zooma; 25-07-2012 at 03:46 PM.
Rossendale Target Shooting Club. Every Tuesday and Thursday evening 7 - 10pm.
Yes, but did you also see how many times my target fell out of the holder! Its withcraft I tell you man. Were doomed - doooommmeeeddd!
Now, as well as my pistol and spotting scope (Aldi £24.99 ) I will have to carry with me 'ear of bat & eye of toad.' A small bottle of virgins tears (almost impossible to find in Blackburn ) ... I wonder if BTDT would lend me some of his woad?
Have you ever seen your pellet bounce of the ten ring and hit a 3? It happened to me several times last night.
Were doooommmeeedddddd!
ATB
'Froggy'
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk
That's got nothing to do with witchcraft - more to do with you not sticking your target up properly in the first place!
You also have (a lot of) trouble mastering your pellet box - but I am not going to mention this in public or draw any attention to it - but if I did, some may compare the two.
Let me do the technical stuff and stick your targets up for you and put your pellets in your RWS pellet sorter box for you - this leaves you with the simple task of shooting a 10 every time - entirely possible now I have removed the burden of these high pressure responsibilities from your shoulders!
Let the force be with you - it is strong in this one it is.
Last edited by zooma; 25-07-2012 at 09:09 AM.
Rossendale Target Shooting Club. Every Tuesday and Thursday evening 7 - 10pm.
Last edited by zooma; 25-07-2012 at 09:11 AM.
Rossendale Target Shooting Club. Every Tuesday and Thursday evening 7 - 10pm.
Founder & ex secretary of Rivington Riflemen.
www.rivington-riflemen.uk