Drafty,

You filthy old dog!

'Laying' things neatly is done for a reason, mate. So that later on i'm not going to forget which bit goes in which hole!

As the the state of my smalls, Madam usually prefers to remove them with haste (or with teeth!) and throw them on the deck prior to 'sliding seductively between the covers ', and of course, that would be minus any semblance of 'stripey silk jim-jams ' and should you ever speak to her, she'll not deny being the one keeping ME awake all night, never mind finding her asleep (chance would be a fine thing)!

Hope that satisfy your twisted curoicity?!


Anyway... about that Park then!