Quote Originally Posted by walnutfarmmick View Post
On the first of September,
One Sunday morn,
I shot a hen pheasant
in standing corn
without a licence!
Imagine if you can
such a trio of crimes
against God and man.


Probably traditional (and definitely not a confession)

ATVB, Mick
Well they are a little late bringing in the corn around here Mick! That could drop it down to just two crimes!

ATB
Dean.