Just imagining how much more fun it must have been to open said car boot with one prior to your floppy neck training that had regained conciousness!
As to catapult launched squirrels, I will happily make the catapult, but no way in hell am i going to load it. I keep pet gerbils, they can bite clean through thick welding gauntlets, i can only imagine what a squirrels jaws are capable of!