I think we should invite you to come over to RMTC to model your typical daily shooting gear - it may not be trendy in Blackburn, but it could be fairly normal here in Rossendale.........but hang on a minute - don't you live in Rossendale anyway?
This could explain everything, so you would feel immeadiately "at home" ( bacause you would be on the right side of the "big hill")