Heh. I do like the cloud cuckoo fantasists at shows and sales....They provide me with no end of amusement after the fact.
It's not just air rifle sellers- Though nothing beats a Militaria sale for genius misrepresentation, advanced cretinism and attempting to sell minced dogmeat as prime beef.
I once saw a box of 'original genuine M56 Vietnam War pouches' at the bargain price of £40 each.....When the grinning stallholder came over to ask me how many I'd like, I gently pointed out that the real ones- the really, real ones- don't have prominent white nylon MADE IN CHINA labels inside them
Nothing in his pockets except knives and lint.