SiHFT

[Enthusiast]

Still laughing!

Might be a nervous laugh...wot with this storm 'an all...

PIG (can't wait for the story...Ha!)

Went to kick a ball for the dog and hit a tree root

[Alegazmoz]

Shotgun Sossidge ?

First in the queue ...... that's you.

[blackscale]

Went to kick a ball for the dog and hit a tree root

OMG...can't you see i'm hurting here!...my sides are splitting...Ha Ha!!

What the heck are you doing kicking a football at your age!...Ha!

Reminds me when i was a kid i put half a brick in an old ball then called my brother to try and score....hurt a lot more than i thought it was gonna.....

See ya PIG X

[biggles]

...... warning.

Just had this in an email from Metcheck, covering period from 21:00 tonight right through to 03:00 Monday.

Weather Watch for Gales / Heavy Rain / Landslips

Remnants of Tropical Storm Bertha will affect much of the UK during the course of Sunday.

There are two main areas to cover with Bertha, the first being the winds. Strong winds will pick up across South-west England during this evening and overnight and spread North-east affecting a large swathe of Southern and Eastern England during Sunday.

Gale force winds can be expected across the South-west and South coast and later South-east and Eastern coastal areas. Winds of 40-50mph with gusts of 60-70mph along the coast will cause dangerous conditions along all coastal locations. These gusts will extend inland during the afternoon leading to problems with fallen trees and branches. Road debris from foliage and falling trees could cause problems with transport and power networks.

The other main concern is rainfall. Bertha is an ex-Tropical system and as such contains more moisture than an average mid-latitude low. Heavy rainfall will affect many parts of Wales with 30-40mm across Western areas. Locally 50-70mm can be expected in a short period of time leading to an increased likelihood of landslips across prone terrain.

Not good

[Enthusiast]

OK we have set a course.

After detailed discussions with my meteorological expert, a certain Michael "Fish" Biggles, I have decided to risk it and go ahead. There is a reasonable chance that we will get away with it - and on that basis I think it is worth giving it a go.

There will be bacon butties available at very reasonable prices courtesy of the range staff.

I hope very much to see as many as poss tomorrow and hope our gamble pays off!

If the weather is too bad we can always retreat to the car park and have a few practice line-ups...

Captain Broken Toe Cutthroat

[blackscale]

Thanks Pig!

How many mildots is 70mph??

An average day at Ford really...

Bring it on chaps XX

[Enthusiast]

Thanks Pig!

How many mildots is 70mph??

An average day at Ford really...

Bring it on chaps XX

Dunno, what's a mildot? Real men don't do mildots...

[Topher]

Dunno, what's a mildot? Real men don't do mildots...

Because they're to busy playing footie....

[Alegazmoz]

There's not a wind strong enough to blow the sossidge outa me bun.
Bleedin' drama queens!
Me & me possee with be rockin'up pronto 'spectin' some kinda do, capiche?
Natta-meen?
.... and we'll be parkin' as we like. N'est ce pas mes amis? innit?

[blackscale]

Just nod in agreement and disperse quietly, the drugs have kicked in!....

[Enthusiast]

There's not a wind strong enough to blow the sossidge outa me bun.
Bleedin' drama queens!
Me & me possee with be rockin'up pronto 'spectin' some kinda do, capiche?
Natta-meen?
.... and we'll be parkin' as we like. N'est ce pas mes amis? innit?

Parking as you like? No comprendo, el presidente no hablo revolution!

[si7777777]

Good show Ford That's the spirit
I might wear my swimming shorts
Si

[blackscale]

Good show Ford That's the spirit
I might wear my swimming shorts
Si

*groan*

[Alegazmoz]

In sympathy with a certain beardy's demise, I have put my feet up to rest.
Made in-roads into a wedge of piquant danish blue and onion crackers, washed down with lashings of Strongbow, followed with oven-roasted hoisin ribs, more cider, then tutti-frutti ice cream and mandarins.
Beardy should bust his toe more often methinks.

[blackscale]

Any old excuse.....