Bonfire Boinger Bash ?

[T 20]

Bloody hell man, I'd become a bigamist for that!!

Tone reckons she can suck a golfball through a garden hose --- I can't understand why you'd want to do that, it wouldn't fit back onto the tap afterwards.

[chris.allum]

went to school with a bird like that , urethra Franklin we called her ... Many a lad never gripped a tap the Same ever again

[T 20]

Cheques received today for Maz001471 and AKA Clint.

AKA Clint is now the BBS username for Maz's mate Geoff who came to the last bash --- looking forward to seeing you both again and welcome to the BBS Geoff.



All the best Mick

[T 20]

Thanks to Little Eddie's help we now have the roof back on the polytunnel --- yay


I'd been sweating about that a bit.

[Shed tuner]

Was getting worried just now, thinking Jon's not confirmed yet.

I think you said you were coming again this time, Jon? Wouldn't be the same without you, sir.

Bit unlikely for this one I'm afraid; lots of commitments, mostly around the kids...

[Chippendale]

Bloody hell man, I'd become a bigamist for that!!

Is that bigger than a cloud,

Chippendale (with clothes on)

[TonyL]

Never mind - thanks anyway Tone.

Anyway, Gwyn, and sorry to be seeming a bit dim, but WHAT exactly did you want to order?

[TonyL]

are you going to tell me she's a size 8/10 with long dark hair, loves walking/camping.....looks drop dead gorgeous.....oh and has a great personality ?....if yes I'll take two

Not quite on the size thing, Dave.
And she's blonde.
Funny.
Not sure about the walking and camping thing - maybe?

And two is damn greedy!!

Will know more over the weekend if she can make it.

[TonyL]

And she's German and here surname is Weihrauch.

Haha!!

Nope, it's Anschutz!!

[TonyL]

Cheques received today for Maz001471 and AKA Clint.

AKA Clint is now the BBS username for Maz's mate Geoff who came to the last bash --- looking forward to seeing you both again and welcome to the BBS Geoff.



All the best Mick

Excellent! Nice one, chaps.

[TonyL]

Thanks to Little Eddie's help we now have the roof back on the polytunnel --- yay

Bloomin' luvverly, Mick.

Thank you!!

Told you it was going to be warm!!

[TonyL]

Bit unlikely for this one I'm afraid; lots of commitments, mostly around the kids...

That's a shame, Jon, as you'll be sorely missed.

See what you can do, mate, it'd be fantastic to see you again if you can possibly sort.

And Crazy Kev's takings will be down massively without your huge burger spend!!

[TonyL]

Bugger!!

Although a relief for Mick's frayed nerves , the Saturday is not going to happen for me......

At work we have an annual Autumn sale, the Cost + £1 Weekend. It should have been happening this weekend.....it's going to be NEXT weekend, and it's all hands on deck for the Saturday - no exceptions!!

The Sunday will be fine, as Saturday is the main day of the event, and the boss isn't expecting those rota'd for Sunday off to work.

Poor, poor planning, I say!

So I'll just have to make a really early start on the Sunday morning, get boinging about all over the venue, so don't get TOO intoxicated on the Saturday night, you lot!!

[TonyL]

"Time for bed," said Zebedee.

Speak tomorrow.

BOING!!!

[Trumpetier]

Looks like the weather is on the change chaps. Fellow campers, don't forget the long johns A warm hat is also a must for camping on cold nights