IJ in Strange Dream

[The armourer]

I heard of someone who dreamed that I.J. came down from the West Pennine Moors atop a donkey which cursed in Hungarian and which constantly discharged foul two-stroke exhaust. On approaching the Metropolitan boundaries an Honour Guard of very very old orangutans dressed in fireman's uniforms fired a volley from Sten guns into the air, using their right foot on the trigger and the left on the heat-guard. The right hand they were using to note down the Hungarian using a stenographic machine connected to Manchester City Council Main Bunker and County Bunker teletype machines. A tram with the destination FEINWERKBAU arrived and took the lot of them off into town.

What ever does it mean?

As far as I am concerned your house should be visited by certain officers to check for drugs or occupants for the Mental Health Act, shames that they cannot take you away from your house and lock you up for the latter. Tee Hee

[mrto]

Tis obviously the story of a delusional Relum!