Well, first of all the Mrs was working all weekend on the 5th/6th, non-negotiable, so for reasons of childcare - I was pretty much stuffed.
Now it turns out it's her Nanna's 90th birthday party on the 5th, and all of a sudden, it seems she probably can swap shifts to have the day off after all!
So me being logical and all, said great! You and the kids will be at Nanna's party, and I'll be off shooting then!
Seems the male mind works somewhat differently to the female. So me and my black eye will be sleeping in the shed until further notice, and I'll hopefully see you all on the Saturday!