Quote Originally Posted by TonyL View Post
Hey, Pauly!

That could be it! A film to put the humble little airgun in the spotlight......

It could be a Shaun of the Dead type of affair, with mutant rats running amok, killing and eating all and sundry and crapping everywhere!

And the heroes, armed with airguns, save the entire nation.

Could be a massive, massive marketing platform for the gun and pellet producers. And we could have detailed gory slow-mos of a hollowpoint mashing up Roland's grey matter.

I've even thought of a name......

"Ray of The Rats".
And, those desolate few survivors who fight and boing their way through the Mutant Rats with their 77s, 99s, 30s, Tempests etc. Etc. Are all fighting and working their way stealthily to the 'Safe Land' that is in the centre of England - Quigley Hollow where peace and harmony will be found. A Sanctuary ! 300 springer warriors set out and only 3 make it You Tone, me, and Debbie Harry. Put the kettle on Tone and don't be knocking on my tent coz I've got more pellets than you