Nah, nah, nah, slightly off, Pauly.
As we make it to Quigley Hollow, all the Boingermen will have survived and will have made it. And their weapon of choice?
There could only ever be one truly bomb-proof post-apocalyptic rifle....the HW80.
And whilst you will be nursing the sagging Debbie Harry, Megan Fox will be polishing my piston!