Quote Originally Posted by NewPaul View Post
And, those desolate few survivors who fight and boing their way through the Mutant Rats with their 77s, 99s, 30s, Tempests etc. Etc. Are all fighting and working their way stealthily to the 'Safe Land' that is in the centre of England - Quigley Hollow where peace and harmony will be found. A Sanctuary ! 300 springer warriors set out and only 3 make it You Tone, me, and Debbie Harry. Put the kettle on Tone and don't be knocking on my tent coz I've got more pellets than you
Nah, nah, nah, slightly off, Pauly.

As we make it to Quigley Hollow, all the Boingermen will have survived and will have made it. And their weapon of choice?

There could only ever be one truly bomb-proof post-apocalyptic rifle....the HW80.

And whilst you will be nursing the sagging Debbie Harry, Megan Fox will be polishing my piston!